You're Killing Yourself, GoslingTumblr (3.0; @yourekillingyourselfgosling)http://yourekillingyourselfgosling.tumblr.com/Hey, Gosling.  Don’t you know that OH GOD YOUR HAIR...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luhq7tYwWN1r6raqmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey, Gosling. </p> <p>Don’t you know that OH GOD YOUR HAIR ACTUALLY YOU KILLED ME THIS TIME. </p>http://yourekillingyourselfgosling.tumblr.com/post/12880147284http://yourekillingyourselfgosling.tumblr.com/post/12880147284Wed, 16 Nov 2011 08:21:06 -0500GoslingRyan Goslingyou're killing yourself goslingandwhenithappensHey, Gosling.  Don’t you know that you could get rushed by...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luhov28hVU1r6raqmo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey, Gosling. </p> <p>Don’t you know that you could get rushed by some enraptured people and they might make you fall and then that straw could puncture the back of your throat and maybe you’d die? Or at the very least you’d have some voice issues, and maybe making out would be a bit awkward for a while.  </p>http://yourekillingyourselfgosling.tumblr.com/post/12848654330http://yourekillingyourselfgosling.tumblr.com/post/12848654330Tue, 15 Nov 2011 16:16:06 -0500GoslingRyan Goslingyou're killing me GoslingandwhenithappensHey, Gosling. Don’t you know that this small, bald man is...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luhox7hW0t1r6raqmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey, Gosling.</p> <p>Don’t you know that this small, bald man is just trying to earn your trust before he murders you in your sleep and wears your skin in order to win over the ladies? Don’t worry though, boo. I’ve got your back. </p>http://yourekillingyourselfgosling.tumblr.com/post/12658076178http://yourekillingyourselfgosling.tumblr.com/post/12658076178Fri, 11 Nov 2011 17:15:06 -0500ryan goslingyou're killing yourself goslingandwhenithappensHey, Gosling. Don’t you know that you can get all kinds of...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luhovoWMwe1r6raqmo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey, Gosling.</p> <p>Don’t you know that you can get all kinds of weird radiation poisoning from using a mobile phone? Dude, you have money. Invest in some hands free. Or, better yet, get off the phone and lavish me with your attention.</p>http://yourekillingyourselfgosling.tumblr.com/post/12639547412http://yourekillingyourselfgosling.tumblr.com/post/12639547412Fri, 11 Nov 2011 08:20:06 -0500ryan goslingyou're killing yourself goslingandwhenithappensHey, Gosling.  Don’t you know that if you lose too much...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luhq40Oy951r6raqmo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey, Gosling. </p> <p>Don’t you know that if you lose too much blood you’ll die? You’ve got it under control? That’s cool. Let’s grab a salad. </p>http://yourekillingyourselfgosling.tumblr.com/post/12637351082http://yourekillingyourselfgosling.tumblr.com/post/12637351082Fri, 11 Nov 2011 06:14:42 -0500Goslingyou're killing me GoslingRyan GoslingandwhenithappensHey, Gosling. Don’t you know that eating fabric is bad for...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luhouceEBX1r6raqmo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey, Gosling.</p> <p>Don’t you know that eating fabric is bad for you? That shit causes all kinds of problems in your lower intestine. How are we meant to live happily ever after if you can’t eat all the delicious foods I drape over my naked body for you?</p>http://yourekillingyourselfgosling.tumblr.com/post/12636150007http://yourekillingyourselfgosling.tumblr.com/post/12636150007Fri, 11 Nov 2011 04:43:04 -0500ryan goslingyou're killing yourself goslingandwhenithappens